Monday, December 20, 2010

Sunday, December 19, 2010

This is a test
Love scene in Madagascar 2 when Alex fights the old lady

Friday, December 17, 2010

Hey, Tim Hortons! You need to bring your hash browns back to the drawing board

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Listening to the final installment of @GetDarker - History of Dubstep.  I feel that I've heard enough to form an opinion; I prefer my #dubst
Listening to the final installment of @GetDarker - History of Dubstep.
I feel that I've heard enough to form an opinion; I prefer my #dubstep
with a little wobble
I tell myself that there is only 4 months to go to get by :S
I tell myself that there is only 4 months to go to get by :S

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Shout out to this guy who was straight ice grillin' me just now #hiHater
Shout out to this guy who was straight ice grillin' me just now #hiHater
DAMNIT!!!

Monday, December 6, 2010

And this is when I know I heard it all, his stupid ass proud to live on the 3rd floor, he be like,
And this is when I know I heard it all, his stupid ass proud to live on the 3rd floor, he be like, "I'm in the hood all day I get it poppin'", you wack mother fcuker you ain't got another option
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Ava thinks that "shhhhhh" means say it softly

Saturday, December 4, 2010

www.thatssomeghettoshit.com
www.thatssomeghettoshit.com

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Allison asked if there was a black Santa today

Sunday, November 28, 2010

It's a lazy Netflix Sunday.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Holy Canada! It's cold out side
Holy Canada! It's cold out side
broke out the long underwear today.
broke out the long underwear today.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Almost ashamed to say that I rap, not because if the age, it's just the game is so wack, grown man spittin' some wild sh!t, you smoke home g
Almost ashamed to say that I rap, not because if the age, it's just the game is so wack, grown man spittin' some wild sh!t, you smoke home grown home alone on some child sh!t

Monday, November 22, 2010

Was that directed at moi, can't be, they must be talking to themselves hoe, hands free

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Michael Jordan is sporting a Hitler 'stach!
After a half hour of extensive research I have to concede that kids love Zhu Zhu pets

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Arguing with my 2 y/o about lunch. I told her she's going to have chicken & rice. She's telling me she wants cake & a bottle

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Woman Suing Federal Government After TSA Screeners Exposed Her Breasts to Entire Airport (And Asked for Video)
http://ping.fm/AjkSp #dBaggery
The Rogers box UI has changed

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Audiences die hard so if my fans spazzin', you will see the first drive by from a bandwagon
Audiences die hard so if my fans spazzin', you will see the first drive by from a bandwagon
I swear to you K.D. Lang was just on my streetcar

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Remember these? #oldSchoolTings
Remember these? #oldSchoolTings
GO Train trip
GO Train trip
Give all glory to Gloria, they say you raised that boy to fast but you was raising a warrior #bigUpMoms
Give all glory to Gloria, they say you raised that boy to fast but you was raising a warrior #bigUpMoms

Monday, November 15, 2010

has a headache and a sore throat. Great start to the week. #goodGrief
#mondayAlready
Wow! They tried to kill Nucky!

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Richmond Hill Santa Clause parade baloon man
Richmond Hill Santa Clause parade baloon man

Friday, November 12, 2010

just saw one of those ne fangled TTC subway trains
Pleated jeans #effYeah
I look at a lot of you cats and laugh, 'cause I'm the sh!t and you ain't even passin' gas
I look at a lot of you cats and laugh, 'cause I'm the sh!t and you ain't even passin' gas

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

I just saw Jennifer Carpenter in her undergarments on Dexter #noThanks #cantUnsee http://ping.fm/FI1rZ
Look what I picked up for $14. Thanks @blockbuster
Look what I picked up for $14. Thanks @blockbuster
Watching Bill O'Reilly on Bill Maher. Whadda dolt

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

All @KardinalO fans stand up!!!
All @KardinalO fans stand up!!!
To de worl'

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Happy Birthday She-Ra!!!

This year marked the 25th anniversary of She-Ra: Princess of Power.
test 3
test2
test
What's going on with the Makhniashvili's? First their daughter
disappears, then the father is charged with assulting his neighbour
and now the son has disappears.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Allie the elephant and Ava the cupcake princess
Allie the elephant and Ava the cupcake princess
Happy Movember!
Happy Movember!

Sunday, October 31, 2010

It's snowing in north Richmond Hill #WTF

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Terrible twos aside, it's very heartwarming when the little one comes over and randomly hugs your leg and says "I miss you" #proudPops

Friday, October 29, 2010

People in the media, could you please stop saying "fiddy" when you refer to 50 Cent. Much obliged, Al

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

wants a Delorean

Monday, October 25, 2010

Let's bow our heads for one of the greats (via @jamaicaobserver) Gregory Isaacs dies http://tinyurl.com/2893k5a

Friday, October 15, 2010

Inhale deep like the words of my breath, I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death http://ow.ly/2UgOB
Anyone on last.fm? Add me http://ping.fm/U4IOQ
listening to @PrinceBenard FRESH ON CAMPUS - http://ow.ly/2U2nN

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Shared: NEW PrinceBenard Down4whateva http://ping.fm/MJOFl RT! @ILuvMy4Angels ... http://ping.fm/3plqX

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Humans 1 - 0 Chilean Mine
doesn't know if he could stay sane after 69 days underground. That trip for the rescue is 20 mins both ways
doesn't know if he could stay sane after 69 days in a mine. That trip
for the rescue is 20 mins both ways.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Huh?! There is 3 degrees of separation between Kevin Bacon and myself on Linkedin.
Huh?! There is 3 degrees of separation between Kevin Bacon and myself on Linkedin.

Friday, October 8, 2010

If you have a blog and i have to click through 8 one

pages so you can increase your ad impressions #fail #killYourself

Monday, October 4, 2010

Passengers that enter the subway at Davisville station are cut from a
different cloth. Some of them look like they would rather not be on
the train
Not a good start to the day. My train has been delayed because the
last car has come off the tracks. Filed under #WTF of the day
Tractor trailer with over 200 pigs has lost it's cargo on the SB 427 ramp to the EB Gardner Expy due to rollover | Hilarity ensues

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Oh you fancy huh? Oh you fancy huh? Oh you fancy huh? Nail done, hair done everything big. Nails done, hair done everything big.
Oh you fancy huh? Oh you fancy huh? Oh you fancy huh? Nail done, hair done everything big. Nails done, hair done everything big.
Someone arranged the fridge magnets to convey a message
Someone arranged the fridge magnets to convey a message
i haz new @Twitter http://ping.fm/iymCI

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

is trying to eradicate would'a, should'a and could'a from his vocabulary

Monday, September 27, 2010

Man, it's dark at this time of the morning.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Not even 90 mins of movies and Netflix has killed 75% of my bandwidth.
I've played hours of HD video games and haven't even made a chip #WTF?

Friday, September 24, 2010

[via @CooperLang] Most expensive laptop ever, 24k gold and diamond macbook http://ow.ly/2JuDO
MUGSHOT of the YEAR: Walter Bond… VEGAN gangsta yo! http://ow.ly/2Juvu [via @modsuperstar] | Not seeking gainful employment
Soundwave mp3 player http://ping.fm/lcKla [via @CooperLang]

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Is staring at you with a smug grin on his face
Shared: Flying up north over the border to T Dot. We're performing at 10pm at Downsview Park http://ping.fm/vIV6L
just signed up for Netflix #POW http://ping.fm/TA45U
They're still running Allie's commercial for all day school. The ministry will put the video up on their web site soon. #proudPops
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That was some light show!!!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Shared: Downloaded the @ivi_tv player -live LOCAL internet tv-why didnt I think of that-pleased to see they had a Lin... http://ping.fm/WoNOM
Can.i.bus - Merchant of Metaphors http://ow.ly/2HCs5

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Watching the Simpsons where Homer threw the housewarming party for the church. Allie asked us what colour is our soul.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

No one man should have all that YAOWA!!!
is telling himself "Today is going to be a great day"

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

A rm
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L eg
A rm
H ead
#thanksMom corned beef, fried plantain and dumplings
#thanksMom corned beef, fried plantain and dumplings
Nice people suck when they're mean
Nice people suck when they're mean
You got bombed!!! #toronto #graffiti
You got bombed!!! #toronto #graffiti

Sunday, September 12, 2010

is watching Where The Wild Things Are with the girls

Friday, September 10, 2010

Hour one of a three hour webinar. MUST STAY A AWAKE

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

gets vehicle envy waiting for his streetcar at King and York
Burn a Quran day in Florida? These fundamentalist may take it too far. http://ping.fm/E13EU

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Wife called me and said she saw a man kneeling on top of another man & feeding him punches northbound on Bayview about an hour ago #back2school #roadRage

Monday, September 6, 2010

Look out for my daughter in the Ontario All Day School commercial

"Nissan, Honda, Chevy
Nissan, Honda, Chevy
Nissan, Honda, Chevy, my stash is never empty" - Joel Ortiz
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein
Awesome! Internet Explorer #fail http://bit.ly/9zmdQG (via @_mschneider)
(via @audreycleo) There's an entire population mourning the loss of entertaining reading material now that Craigslist is axing the Adult Services section.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

saw a BB Torch live and direct last night #wantOne http://ping.fm/CEoL6

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Touch Screen Haters Club http://ping.fm/bMYp7
(via @AndrewCrow)
So much awesome in this photo. http://ping.fm/qLNJA
OMGFacts (@OMGFacts)
It would take about 542,241 YEARS to count to one trillion. How we know?
Headphone FAIL http://ping.fm/NMFG8

there's also a discussion going on here: http://ping.fm/hXl02

Friday, September 3, 2010

Firecracker, rap with a short fuse, back smack a rapper for rapping with autotune
Firecracker, rap with a short fuse, back smack a rapper for rapping with autotune
LOL at the very old granny sitting beside me with the hip hop ringtone
Storm Trooper Spacebook http://ping.fm/is2nf
So what's the going rate on children's teeth nowadays?

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Allie got her two bottom teeth extracted to make room for her grown up
teeth that are coming in. Now she talks with the cutest lisp

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Check for Junia T, one of the GTA's best as he drops a freestyle in Downtown
Brooklyn *Funkmaster Flex bombs*
http://ping.fm/mxQn6
feels like he's on deaths doorstep.

Monday, August 30, 2010

LOLerz I'm @ Weston Rd & Major Mackenzie and heard one of the young
guys refer to it as "Fcukin' Woodbridge Shore" #guidoFistPump
Was upset in Inglourious Basterds when Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz died

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Attack of the Show (@aots)
8/29/10 7:10 PM
A TV remote with a slide out keyboard? FINALLY. Check it out: http://bit.ly/9MLwGa
Oh snap!! I forgot Rae Dawn Chong was in Commando too. I used to crush on
her hard
Watching Commando with Arnold Shwarzenegger and of course @Alyssa_Milano

Saturday, August 28, 2010

1928 vehicle had a literal trunk in the back
1928 vehicle had a literal trunk in the back

Thursday, August 26, 2010

is watching BET and wondering who the hell is Dondria? #outOfTheLoop #imGrown
Double rainbow OMG
Double rainbow OMG

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Way to go Yendi. You didn't win the big prize, but second most beautiful woman in the universe is not bad either http://ping.fm/ObYPy
Mrs. Bieber? http://ping.fm/9j3u8

Monday, August 23, 2010

Everyones favorite auto retrieval company http://ping.fm/GYvc6

Saturday, August 21, 2010

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Not interested in the check in location thing. I hope there is an option to opt out once they bring it to Canada.
Not interested in the check in location thing. I hope there is an option to opt out once they bring it to Canada.
Yo train dude ease up, I don't know you like that
Bears defend marijuana grow-op in British Columbia mountains
http://ping.fm/0Ie0j
Get free Franks RedHot at Queen & Spadina.
Get free Franks RedHot at Queen & Spadina. "I put that **** on everything"

Friday, August 13, 2010

Um ... when did they decide to market Joe Louis' as an
Um ... when did they decide to market Joe Louis' as an "urban" snack cake?

Thursday, August 12, 2010

is hoping that his backyard is dark enough to watch the meteor shower
Um ... when did they decide to market Joe Louis' as an
Um ... when did they decide to market Joe Louis' as an "urban" snack cake?
I told Steve, Rick and Jen not to take the cars to Woodbridge
I told Steve, Rick and Jen not to take the cars to Woodbridge
can't be violated or even decepticated

Monday, August 9, 2010

Happy 5,6,7,8,9,10 - I'm happy that I can be a part of it

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Spring Rolls + Dutch Dreams = 1 stuffed dude
is on some UK Grime ish this afternoon.
Bilboard of the day
Bilboard of the day "Quick Divorce $289"
Yeah, it was a tap.
SMARTEN UP SILVA!!!

Friday, August 6, 2010

"hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands"
Differently still..., more time and all that kinda stuff #torontoSlang
Cash-for-gold war raging between two kitty-corner stores sparks an alleged
murder-for-hire
http://ping.fm/xXY8h

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Mike Tyson said he took the role in The Hangover to get money for
drugs. #smh #kanyeShrug

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

I know culturally some don't wear deodarant but, DAAAAAAAMN

Monday, August 2, 2010

Ice cream in Jackson's point
Ice cream in Jackson's point

Sunday, August 1, 2010

I'm definitely jumping on this train
I'm definitely jumping on this train

Saturday, July 31, 2010

♪What woulda happen if man did stay like bees, and you see just like how a bee dead when him sting, you would dead when the trigger squeeze♪
It's not Carib or anything like that but HAPPY CARIBANA!
It's not Carib or anything like that but HAPPY CARIBANA!
Are you ready for the galactic alignment?

Friday, July 30, 2010

would not line up for four hours to purchase a flawed phone.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

GREEN bia!!!
Whatever happened to Born Jamericans #gimmic

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

I wonder what kind of spa this is?
I wonder what kind of spa this is?
Forget these new dances. I'll just do my two step and skanking #imOldNow
Funny how you're leper in the organization until the company meet and greet.
Now everyone feels like they can approach you #dontTalkToStrangers
Listening to Flipmode Squad - "The Imperial". Spliff Star and Lord Have
Mercy are UNDERRATED

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

"Please enjoy our balls..."
http://ping.fm/KNzZb
Sean Price tells @2dopeboyz about possible Wu-Tang x BCC album | I'd
buy it for sure
http://ping.fm/PJaeD

Monday, July 26, 2010

Allie's fish Alturus [pronounced All-2-R-Us] is dead and doing the
backstroke. She thinks he's sick and wants us to take him to the vet.
She's devistaed to think he may die.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

I just paid over $5 recycling fee on a scanner?! On top of the 13% HST. Help I'm being #taxedToDeath. #bendOver

Friday, July 23, 2010

The bottom of the Bayview extension. The train is stuck in almost 4
The bottom of the Bayview extension. The train is stuck in almost 4" of water
The bottom of the Bayview extension. The train is stuck in almost 4
The bottom of the Bayview extension. The train is stuck in almost 4" of water
A good time wasting toy http://ping.fm/Ujyqs
Sorry for you if you have to drive on the Bayview extension this
morning #flooding

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Black Dynomite coming on TMN what! Wifey PVR'd it
Look out for an article about Allie in this weeks Richmond Hill Liberal!!! #proudPops
Look out for an article about Allie in this weeks Richmond Hill Liberal!!! #proudPops
YAOWA!!!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

iTunes is on random and gives me "Big Ole Butt" - LL Cool J then "Ms. Fat
Booty" - Mos Def. What are the odds? #kanyeShrug
How come when there are communal food days at work [ie bagels]. Some people
think it's cool to cut an item in half and leave the rest for somebody else
#noWangaGut
My friend. I believe that you are the only TH employee that doesn't know
that "tea bag out" means steep the tea then take the bag out. Not, pour the
water and put the bag on top of the closed cup.
Bagel Day!!!
"We have we 'tings dem and we glad, we work for what we have, we nah
sponge on no man after we a no Sponge Bob" - Assassin

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Live action Smurfs movie. Who's down?
http://ping.fm/j54Nn
Bud Light with Clamato, Salt and Lime? I think I'll pass
http://ping.fm/Az2FV
"I studied under Bruce Lee n
Today is a Redoxon kinda day :S http://ping.fm/N4WYU

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Are you free today? Come by the Moonshine Hair Salon customer
appreciation & family day @ the Wild Water Kingdom picnic area. Food,
drinks and admission FREE!
LOL @ Edward Ruth. "It may take 7 days, it may take a week". BP
#oilWell cap discussion
So this dude comes up to me on the boat cruise and asks me to buy him
a drink because he works at TD. I told him to kick rocks.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Going crusing on the Yankee Lady 3
Going crusing on the Yankee Lady 3

Friday, July 16, 2010

wonders if Drake has single handedly made these Yankees want to see
what's up with Toronto
Keep your eye out for Allie in the Robyn Dell'Unto music video "Bird"

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Random homless dudes sleeping outside my office. You may note the one on the right hugging his bottle
Random homless dudes sleeping outside my office. You may note the one on the right hugging his bottle
Got some Chinese slippers to wear at work #comfortIsKey
Got some Chinese slippers to wear at work #comfortIsKey
Busy day for the girls today :)

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

My wife loves the Old Spice man. Here he is in a special video for Digg
co-founder, Kevin Rose
http://ping.fm/W3Hwe
Things that make you go Hmmmm: The "bit" in the word Timbit is an
acronym for "Big In Taste" #dispensableKnowledge
Mary J Blige & Jah Cure - "Each Tear" is a big chume. Look for it!!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Reading "Clients From Hell". It's funny 'cause it's true
http://ping.fm/LEmb1
This weeks desktop. I'm on some samurai ish
This weeks desktop. I'm on some samurai ish

Monday, July 12, 2010

What?! Sugar Minott dead!
http://ping.fm/8jTI0
Cleaning out my RSS reader. It's amazing what you save in theses
things in a four year time span
The Corum Rolls Royce Watch will be my next watch purchase
http://ping.fm/oVCN3
#sweetPieceOfBusiness

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Hanging out with the Terracotta Warriors at the ROM

Friday, July 9, 2010

Combat Sport 101: Eventually you're going to get kicked in the eye
♪ Righteousness me ah teach, watch the things whea you teach, ah teach the yout' fi tattoo up and bleach ♪
♪ Righteousness me ah teach, watch the things whea you teach, ah teach the yout' fi tattoo up and bleach ♪
The leather hard, the suede soft, toothbrush cut out the dust fast
Still soaked! The streetcar lost power and I had to make the 2km walk from
Union Station to work :S

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

'Ot 'Ead
It's all about ice cream on the company dime. They comissioned an ice cream truck to come through #WIN
It's all about ice cream on the company dime. They comissioned an ice cream truck to come through #WIN
According to dailyfinance.com One CEO at McDonald's will get you 933
entry-level employees
http://ping.fm/aJ9Sa

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Men's room FAIL!
Men's room FAIL!
Best | Ever: Inspiring and Realistic Artworks http://bit.ly/cUzhGV via @gismullr

Monday, July 5, 2010

:-)))))
Power is out from downtown to Yorkdale. Could this be a repeat of the
power outage of a few years ago
What a day to be sardined into a streetcar
Nestl� Raisinets ain't got nothing on Glosette Raisins #buyersRemorse
Das EFX - Wontu | #Braaap
Better luck next time :-$ | Colombian cops seize World Cup crafted of 11
kilos of cocaine and a moulding agent
http://ping.fm/ceJeB
The last supper - Star Wars style http://ping.fm/Ox44d

Friday, July 2, 2010

Jay-Z "Show You How - Bonus Track" | That's my Joint!! "These ain't Diesel,
These is Evisu"
Lets go #GHA!!! http://ping.fm/KE9OZ
Rogers to launch new voice and text only discount cellphone service called
�Chatr�
http://ping.fm/7HVbG
C'mon #BRA
Wonder woman ditches the bustier and go-go boots for a more modern look
http://ping.fm/Rw7fr

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Evernote and iOS4 are not playing nice

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

I don't know who it is, but somebody in this meeting is really
stinking it up. Must have had beans for lunch.
Are you ready to start paying more for stuff? Tomorrow we celebrate
Canada Day and pay more for our goods due to the new Harmonized Sales
Tax #livid

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Go to Google, type in 2204355 and click I'm feeling lucky. Thoughts on this?
Go!
What a unique bike frame
What a unique bike frame
My desktop this week
My desktop this week

Monday, June 28, 2010

Congrats to Allie. She's graduating from kindergarden. Special shout
out to her teacher who helped facilitate her growth to a Gr.2 reading
level

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Watching The Jetson's: this is the second episode that I've watched. Both episodes there was somebody smoking. My how the times have changed
Wife has been turned away from work because the hospital has been locked down
Tear gas has been deployed for the first time in Toronto #g20

Thursday, June 24, 2010

♪Ain't no tuition for having no ambition, and ain't no loans for sitting your ass at home ♪
♪Ain't no tuition for having no ambition, and ain't no loans for sitting your ass at home ♪