♪What woulda happen if man did stay like bees, and you see just like how a bee dead when him sting, you would dead when the trigger squeeze♪

It's not Carib or anything like that but HAPPY CARIBANA!

Are you ready for the galactic alignment?

would not line up for four hours to purchase a flawed phone.

GREEN bia!!!

Whatever happened to Born Jamericans #gimmic

I wonder what kind of spa this is?

Forget these new dances. I'll just do my two step and skanking #imOldNow

Funny how you're leper in the organization until the company meet and greet.
Now everyone feels like they can approach you #dontTalkToStrangers

Listening to Flipmode Squad - "The Imperial". Spliff Star and Lord Have
Mercy are UNDERRATED

"Please enjoy our balls..."
http://ping.fm/KNzZb

Sean Price tells @2dopeboyz about possible Wu-Tang x BCC album | I'd
buy it for sure
http://ping.fm/PJaeD

Allie's fish Alturus [pronounced All-2-R-Us] is dead and doing the
backstroke. She thinks he's sick and wants us to take him to the vet.
She's devistaed to think he may die.

I just paid over $5 recycling fee on a scanner?! On top of the 13% HST. Help I'm being #taxedToDeath. #bendOver

The bottom of the Bayview extension. The train is stuck in almost 4" of water

The bottom of the Bayview extension. The train is stuck in almost 4" of water

A good time wasting toy http://ping.fm/Ujyqs

Sorry for you if you have to drive on the Bayview extension this
morning #flooding

Black Dynomite coming on TMN what! Wifey PVR'd it

Look out for an article about Allie in this weeks Richmond Hill Liberal!!! #proudPops

YAOWA!!!

iTunes is on random and gives me "Big Ole Butt" - LL Cool J then "Ms. Fat
Booty" - Mos Def. What are the odds? #kanyeShrug

How come when there are communal food days at work [ie bagels]. Some people
think it's cool to cut an item in half and leave the rest for somebody else
#noWangaGut

My friend. I believe that you are the only TH employee that doesn't know
that "tea bag out" means steep the tea then take the bag out. Not, pour the
water and put the bag on top of the closed cup.

Bagel Day!!!

"We have we 'tings dem and we glad, we work for what we have, we nah
sponge on no man after we a no Sponge Bob" - Assassin

Live action Smurfs movie. Who's down?
http://ping.fm/j54Nn

Bud Light with Clamato, Salt and Lime? I think I'll pass
http://ping.fm/Az2FV

"I studied under Bruce Lee n

Today is a Redoxon kinda day :S http://ping.fm/N4WYU

Are you free today? Come by the Moonshine Hair Salon customer
appreciation & family day @ the Wild Water Kingdom picnic area. Food,
drinks and admission FREE!

LOL @ Edward Ruth. "It may take 7 days, it may take a week". BP
#oilWell cap discussion

So this dude comes up to me on the boat cruise and asks me to buy him
a drink because he works at TD. I told him to kick rocks.

Going crusing on the Yankee Lady 3

wonders if Drake has single handedly made these Yankees want to see
what's up with Toronto

Keep your eye out for Allie in the Robyn Dell'Unto music video "Bird"

Random homless dudes sleeping outside my office. You may note the one on the right hugging his bottle

Got some Chinese slippers to wear at work #comfortIsKey

Busy day for the girls today :)

My wife loves the Old Spice man. Here he is in a special video for Digg
co-founder, Kevin Rose
http://ping.fm/W3Hwe

Things that make you go Hmmmm: The "bit" in the word Timbit is an
acronym for "Big In Taste" #dispensableKnowledge

Mary J Blige & Jah Cure - "Each Tear" is a big chume. Look for it!!

Reading "Clients From Hell". It's funny 'cause it's true
http://ping.fm/LEmb1

This weeks desktop. I'm on some samurai ish

This weeks desktop. I'm on some samurai ish

What?! Sugar Minott dead!
http://ping.fm/8jTI0

Cleaning out my RSS reader. It's amazing what you save in theses
things in a four year time span

The Corum Rolls Royce Watch will be my next watch purchase
http://ping.fm/oVCN3
#sweetPieceOfBusiness

Hanging out with the Terracotta Warriors at the ROM

Combat Sport 101: Eventually you're going to get kicked in the eye

♪ Righteousness me ah teach, watch the things whea you teach, ah teach the yout' fi tattoo up and bleach ♪

The leather hard, the suede soft, toothbrush cut out the dust fast

Still soaked! The streetcar lost power and I had to make the 2km walk from
Union Station to work :S

'Ot 'Ead

It's all about ice cream on the company dime. They comissioned an ice cream truck to come through #WIN

According to dailyfinance.com One CEO at McDonald's will get you 933
entry-level employees
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Men's room FAIL!

Best | Ever: Inspiring and Realistic Artworks http://bit.ly/cUzhGV via @gismullr

:-)))))

Power is out from downtown to Yorkdale. Could this be a repeat of the
power outage of a few years ago

What a day to be sardined into a streetcar

Nestl� Raisinets ain't got nothing on Glosette Raisins #buyersRemorse

Das EFX - Wontu | #Braaap

Better luck next time :-$ | Colombian cops seize World Cup crafted of 11
kilos of cocaine and a moulding agent
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The last supper - Star Wars style http://ping.fm/Ox44d

Jay-Z "Show You How - Bonus Track" | That's my Joint!! "These ain't Diesel,
These is Evisu"

Lets go #GHA!!! http://ping.fm/KE9OZ

Rogers to launch new voice and text only discount cellphone service called
�Chatr�
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C'mon #BRA

Wonder woman ditches the bustier and go-go boots for a more modern look
http://ping.fm/Rw7fr

Evernote and iOS4 are not playing nice