Oh you fancy huh? Oh you fancy huh? Oh you fancy huh? Nail done, hair done everything big. Nails done, hair done everything big.

Someone arranged the fridge magnets to convey a message

i haz new @Twitter http://ping.fm/iymCI

is trying to eradicate would'a, should'a and could'a from his vocabulary

Man, it's dark at this time of the morning.

Not even 90 mins of movies and Netflix has killed 75% of my bandwidth.
I've played hours of HD video games and haven't even made a chip #WTF?

[via @CooperLang] Most expensive laptop ever, 24k gold and diamond macbook http://ow.ly/2JuDO

MUGSHOT of the YEAR: Walter Bond… VEGAN gangsta yo! http://ow.ly/2Juvu [via @modsuperstar] | Not seeking gainful employment

Soundwave mp3 player http://ping.fm/lcKla [via @CooperLang]

Is staring at you with a smug grin on his face

Shared: Flying up north over the border to T Dot. We're performing at 10pm at Downsview Park http://ping.fm/vIV6L

just signed up for Netflix #POW http://ping.fm/TA45U

They're still running Allie's commercial for all day school. The ministry will put the video up on their web site soon. #proudPops

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That was some light show!!!

Shared: Downloaded the @ivi_tv player -live LOCAL internet tv-why didnt I think of that-pleased to see they had a Lin... http://ping.fm/WoNOM

Can.i.bus - Merchant of Metaphors http://ow.ly/2HCs5

Watching the Simpsons where Homer threw the housewarming party for the church. Allie asked us what colour is our soul.

No one man should have all that YAOWA!!!

is telling himself "Today is going to be a great day"

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#thanksMom corned beef, fried plantain and dumplings

Nice people suck when they're mean

You got bombed!!! #toronto #graffiti

is watching Where The Wild Things Are with the girls

Hour one of a three hour webinar. MUST STAY A AWAKE

gets vehicle envy waiting for his streetcar at King and York

Burn a Quran day in Florida? These fundamentalist may take it too far. http://ping.fm/E13EU

Wife called me and said she saw a man kneeling on top of another man & feeding him punches northbound on Bayview about an hour ago #back2school #roadRage

Look out for my daughter in the Ontario All Day School commercial

"Nissan, Honda, Chevy
Nissan, Honda, Chevy
Nissan, Honda, Chevy, my stash is never empty" - Joel Ortiz

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

Awesome! Internet Explorer #fail http://bit.ly/9zmdQG (via @_mschneider)

(via @audreycleo) There's an entire population mourning the loss of entertaining reading material now that Craigslist is axing the Adult Services section.

saw a BB Torch live and direct last night #wantOne http://ping.fm/CEoL6

Touch Screen Haters Club http://ping.fm/bMYp7

(via @AndrewCrow)
So much awesome in this photo. http://ping.fm/qLNJA

OMGFacts (@OMGFacts)
It would take about 542,241 YEARS to count to one trillion. How we know?

Headphone FAIL http://ping.fm/NMFG8

there's also a discussion going on here: http://ping.fm/hXl02

Firecracker, rap with a short fuse, back smack a rapper for rapping with autotune

LOL at the very old granny sitting beside me with the hip hop ringtone

Storm Trooper Spacebook http://ping.fm/is2nf

So what's the going rate on children's teeth nowadays?

Allie got her two bottom teeth extracted to make room for her grown up
teeth that are coming in. Now she talks with the cutest lisp